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• Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
• You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
• Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out?
• Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
• Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
• Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.
• Are those space jeans? Because your ass is outta this world.
• It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
• Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
• Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?
• I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call me soon!
• I was just checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven.
• Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
• Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.
• Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
• Your lips are a little wrinkled... Mind if I press them?
• Would you like to make a trade? A piece of you for a piece of me?
• Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away!
• Are you a checkout line? Cause I see you checkin' me out!
• (after an earthquake) If you thought that earthquake shook your legs! Wait 'till tonight!
• My beds two big for one- do you want to share it?
• If you're sweet you can call me sweetie, if you're nice you can call me hunny, if you're hot you can call me tonight!
• Do you have a garden? 'Cause you can plant your tulips next to mine!
• Wanna play doctor? I would like to check out every part of your body.
• Will you catch me? 'Cause I've just fallen for you!
• We both know your beautiful, but only one of us knows your phone number!
• You look like my third boyfriend...even though I've only ever had two!
• Why don't we go behind a rock and get a little boulder!
• My name's _______, but you can call me Tonight
• Hey, can you check and see if my tongue tastes funny?
• Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
• I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you?
• Your like a Visa card...your everywhere I want to be.
• If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
• You're hot, I'm cold, wanna warm me up?
• Baby, I'm an American Express lover...You shouldn't go home without me!
• God must have been in a very good mood the day we met!
• I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand!
• Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again.
• Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
• I'm a Snickers.....why wait?
• If I was in charge of the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
• I'm lost. Which way is it to your house?
• They call me Milk, because I do your body good!
• When I look at you it's like heaven is missing an angel.
• I just had a bag of Skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?
• Are you a parking ticket because I see the word FINE written all over you.
• Is your daddy a thief? No. Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?
• My pants don't like you, so should I lose you or the pants?
• Baby you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
• Throw some ice at them and say "Now that we've broken the ice, do you want to come home with me?"
• I forgot my number, Can I have yours?
• Is your dad the president of Snapple? 'Cause you're made from the best stuff on earth!
• I forgot my number, Can I have yours?
• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN how much did you drink?!
• You're gonna have to apologize to your neighbors tomorrow. Why? 'Cause we're gonna keep them up all night!
• My lips are cold. Wanna warm 'em up?
• I'm a used car but you can still drive me!
• I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
• Can I get some fries with that shake?