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• I wish you were a bag of Skittles so I could taste your rainbow!
• By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
• Smile if you want me!
• I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
• Hey baby, where you been all my life?
• Hey babe! did you hear about the guy and the girl who talked together at the dance? Well...Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
• You must be goin to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
• Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza?
• I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
• Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!
• Did you drop something? Cause you sure look like you are picking up!
• Who's your daddy?
• Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
• My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny, it keeps going and going...
• If you were a library book, I would check you out
• Your dad must have been the Unibomber, 'cause you da' bomb!
• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
• How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
• Baby if kissing is your language, we have a lot to talk about!
• Do you have a map 'cause I just got lost in your eyes?!
• My lips are cold. You can warm them up if you like.
• If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
• As long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit...
• WOW! I thought they were lyin, but you ARE hotter than my grandma!
• Do I know you? No?? I thought I saw you at UPS today, cause I coulda sworn you were checkin' out my package.
• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
• Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants to get in them!
• Hi, your outfit looks really cute. It would look even better on my bedroom floor!
• I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.
• Can I shock your tarts??
• Are you from Tennessee? No? Cause you're the only ten I see!
• God made Coke. God made Pepsi. God made you so damn sexy!
• Do you have any Indian in you?...Ya want some?
• Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?
• Were your parents greek gods? They'd have to be to produce a goddess.
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• Have you been eating Campbell's soup? 'Cuz you're looking mmmmmm mmmmmmm good.
• I may not be Elmo, but you can tickle me all night long!
• Let's do some math! ADD a bed, SUBTRACT clothes, DIVIDE legs, and MULTIPLY!
• Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause your magically delicious.
• Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
• Nice legs. What time do they open?
• I seem to have lost my virginity. Can I borrow yours?
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
• Baby, I'm like Pringles... once you pop the fun don't stop!
• Do you have a burger or some fries to go along with that shake?
• Hold her chin in your hand while gazing at her and say, "You have beautiful eyes." Then lower your voice to a growl and say, "May I have them?!"
• Damn I thought VERY FINE only came in cans
• How about I give you the best screw you ever had? (hand the person a screw)
• If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a guy/girl as hot as you, I'd have 5 cents.
• You look like a lollipop can I have a lick?
• Are you sun-burned, or are you always this hot?!
• Can I see your spirit stick?
• My Lips hurt... Can you kiss them better for me?
• You look tired. Do you wanna go to sleep with me?
• You got a porch to go with that swing?
• Are those curves or is it topsy turvy day?
• Do you have a library card? 'Cause I wanna check you out!!
• You look good, your phone number would look better.

He: Are you going to the BBQ?
She: What BBQ?
He: My meat on your grill!