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  Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
• Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
• Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
• Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
• Can we play baseball? You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole!
• If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I'd take out all your nails and screw ya!
• Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
• Can you suck a golf ball through 50ft. of garden hose?
• A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
• Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?
• I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
• F*** playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist??
• My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?
• (after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars... You can burn 4 rubbers at once!
• Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!
• I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.
• If we are what we eat...Can I be you by morning??!
• Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!
• Wanna play TV? I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.
• Let's play lion and liontamer. Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat.
• Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.
• I'm having a party at your ankles... should I invite your pants down?
• Is your name Little Red? Cause I could sure ride you in that hood!
• Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
• If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?
• Hey...did I mention I go down like a ship?
• Do you live on a Chicken farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise cock!!
• You wanna play circus? You roar and I'll throw ya the meat!
• (When someone clears their throat) Do you have a frog in your throat? Want me instead?
• Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!
• Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
• Nice legs...what time do they open?
• (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• That shirt is very becoming on you. But then if I was on you, I'd be coming too.
• Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!
• The word of the day is legs. So lets go back to my house and spread the word!
• Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
• If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
• Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
• F*** me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me...
• Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
• What winks and f***s like a tiger? (Wink)
• Wanna play 68? You do me and I owe you one!