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• Hi.   (trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy)
• I'll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle...
• Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I've seen all week.
• Is your dad a peanut maker? 'Cause you've got nice nuts!
• If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!
• Let's play pool. We can use your stick and balls and my hole!
• Did you just grab my ass? No? Well you can if you want too!
• You're ugly but you intrigue me.
• I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
• Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
• You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!
• My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?
• I love baseball, so take me home baby!
• Do these look real?
• My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
• My name is . I'll be your play toy tonight!
• Hi, I'm a taudry slut looking for a good time!